Why beer is better than gods
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- Rachael on Monday, August 30, 2004 at 13:14:10:
No new stories victor? Really Beer is good! If you had a few you might be less up tight.
- victor on Saturday, August 28, 2004 at 23:02:24:
2 PETER 2:10 Bold and arrogant, these men are not afraid to slander celestial beings; yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powreful, do not bring slanderous accusations against such beings in the presence of the Lord. But these men blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like brute beast, creatures of instinc, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like beast they too will perish. They will be paid back with harm for the harm they have done. Their idea of pleasure is to caouse in broad daylight. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their pleasures while they feast with you. With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the unstable; they are experts in greed-an accures brood! They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of Balaam son ot Beor, who loved the wages of wickedness. But he was rebuked for wrongdoing by a donkey-a beast without speech-who spoke with a man's voice and restrained the prophet's madness. These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity-for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. if they have escaped the corruption of the world by knowing our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and are again entagled in it and overcome, they are worse off at the end than they were at the beginning. It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than to have known it and then to turn their backs on the sacred command that was passed on them. Of them the proverbs are true:"A dog returns to its vomit," and,"A sow that is washed goes back to her wallowing in the mud.
- victor on Saturday, August 28, 2004 at 20:51:56:
ROMANS 1:18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the golessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God's invisble qualities-his eternal power and devine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse. For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles. Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather then the Creator-who is forever praised. Amen. Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their woman exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion. Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but approve of those who practice them.
- Gary on Monday, August 16, 2004 at 18:54:42:
beer exists!
- just someone on Wednesday, June 2, 2004 at 21:01:29:
i know this is coming a little late, but i've got something with THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN and God. Non-theists don't 'not-like' god--we just dont think he exists. before returning to your whimsical verses from your KJB or whatever bible you go to, prove that your bible is real, besides your argument that the Bible is self-validating. any moron could write a book and then write in it that it is the only true source of knowledge. lets see some straight up hard evidence that god(s) or your God exist, then maybe folks of reason will listen to you.
- starstuff on Saturday, February 14, 2004 at 16:55:35:
If you have dedicated your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Skeptic on Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 12:43:59:
No one ever deliberately crashed a jetliner into a skyscraper full of innocent people because a beer told him to...
- buddy on Tuesday, June 3, 2003 at 22:23:42:
Beer is real.
- beerguy on Tuesday, June 3, 2003 at 22:18:44:
The guy at my local liqour store hasn't tried fucking my child
- Edge of 666 on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 01:19:48:
Beer makes every little thing a bit more tollerable......religion creates intollerance..........Cheers.
- Ima Thinker on Friday, February 21, 2003 at 03:07:51:
You can connect with people around the world more with beer than with religion. Try going to Japan and saying to someone there, "Hey! Let's go repent! I here they got karaoke!"
- Ima Thinker on Friday, February 21, 2003 at 03:02:20:
Beer doesn't have rules against taking it's name in vain.
- Ima Thinker on Friday, February 21, 2003 at 02:59:05:
Beer brings people together, anyone's a friend. Religion makes people see others as different.
- Lord Benjamin on Friday, February 14, 2003 at 23:58:18:
A. L. Bynm, when you get to Heaven you will get to join over ONE HUNDRED gay black men who will take turns raping Jesus's maggoty ass until he bleeds! Just what a Savior needs to get back on his cocksucking game! You will also receive a bible soaked in the urine of Pope John Paul II!!!! AND A MAGGOT FROM THE SAVIOR'S COCK PRESERVED IN HIS OWN BLOOD! Amazing! Now you can finally take communion the way it was MEANT to be taken! Needless to say YOU'LL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!
- A. L. Bynm, Jr. on Monday, January 20, 2003 at 14:24:43:
I just happened by accidnet to come up this web site and I can say without a doudt that some mighty dumb, sick and ignorant peope have been publishing some slimmy stuff. Some of you folks should hang you heads in shame for your fowl language. I can say with assurance that I am going to Heaven. Where are you going when your time comes? What side of the bed did you get up on? Love, DAVE/
- Mr. huh? on Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 16:05:26:
Love is not god. Love is a carnal, natural, humanistic thing. Plain and simple. Believe in some imaginary "spirit" realm and you fill yourself with deception, hatred, violence, and enmity against realilty and real people. Faith is moral rebellion against reality and faith is wishful thinking. And if you bible-thumpers actually read the bible (not just the parts that you're priest told you about), you'd realize that the god of the bible is the biggest murderer and whoremonger of them all. True love comes from the denial of some supernatural realm.
- Meic on Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 08:55:44:
Baccus is the god of the vine. Beer is the gift of this god. According to classical paganism!
- mitzibel on Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 11:50:27:
oh, but my dear nsg, god is the oldest excuse to act stupid in the book--literally. hmm.....beer is better than god because when a beer doesn't deliver what it's commercials promised, all meaning and joy doesn't go out of your life.
- nsg on Friday, August 2, 2002 at 02:11:57:
To all you Bible quoters: The EAC owns your fire and brimstone!
Let's see... Beer is an excuse to act stupid.
- gob on Thursday, August 1, 2002 at 17:59:32:
no one has a war over which beer is better.
- TOM on Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 12:28:55:
BEER AND GOD BOTH MAKE U SICK WHEN RAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!
- amber bock on Sunday, July 21, 2002 at 00:02:39:
god is marijuana, beer was invented 10,000 years ago but pot was made in genesis, i have given you all the seed bearing plants on the earth to use.. USE....use....ohhh hellls yea, god wants us to smoke up, or if your against smoking eat up and feel his power
- Mute8 on Friday, June 14, 2002 at 09:23:57:
Drinking makes me feel like God, and God makes me feel like drinking. I think I might have to move on to the Holy Spirits in a minute...
- Sammidge on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 06:33:16:
The universe was made 15 billion years ago. Beer was invented around 10,000 years ago. The bible was conceived, not so immaculately, updated, translated, lost, fragmented , translated again and republished less than 2000 years ago. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. Drink beer and read deBono. Logic is our God, and consumerism my worship!
- Kari on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 15:14:50:
Nobody forces you to read about beer.
- DOG on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 05:34:55:
WOOF WOOF, for all those Bible quoters....
WHO LET THE GODS OUT! WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF
Who let the dogs out! WHOOF WHOOF WHOOF.
My is beer better as gods, mmm you can get it in better tastes and nothing beats BeelzeButh (canadian beer (BLAME CANADA), 15%
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 14:14:44:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsy. Those who win the victory will recieve this, and I will be their GOD and they will be my children. BUT COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY, WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND WHO TELL LIES-all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur. THIS IS THE SECOND DEATH. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- ONE OF THE REDEEMED on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 14:05:17:
GOD CAN MAKE YOU CLEAN INSIDE, ALL BEER CAN DO IS CONTAMINATE YOU AND GIVE YOU LIVER PROBLEMS. YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LIVER BUT YOU CAN LIVE ETERNALLY WITH JESUS.
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:47:52:
FOR GOD SENT NOT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD; BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED. JOHN 3:17 KJV
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 03:37:00:
You know I think you people do not like GOD is because HE does't tolerate your foolishness. I am sorry but I can't blame him. Now beloved repent to GOD, humble yourselves and come join the winning team of GOD'S CHILDREN.
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 03:30:38:
Beer tastes nasty and makes your breathe straight up stinck. But GOD gives new life to the depressed, hope to the hopeless, a friend to the friendless, forgives you for making mistakes.GOD is love and Beer is nasty and to be carnally minded is emnity against GOD. Please beloved do not be an ENEMY of GOD lest your own foolishness lands you in the burning pits of HELL.
- Ummm COW BELL!! on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 09:04:09:
Good beer is made from the finest of things....
God (much like bad beer) is made from lies and piss water.
- The_Slayer_666 on Monday, July 23, 2001 at 21:26:24:
The effects of beer are easier to get over than the effects of religion.
- Transcender on Friday, July 20, 2001 at 13:41:59:
Winos are funny, bible-thumpers are morons.
- Transcender on Friday, July 20, 2001 at 13:35:01:
Beer only kills you, god will damn you.
- Reverend Jeff on Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 00:22:07:
Woe to the useless fuck whot calls himself St. John. For yea his punishment shall surely be a beer bottle to the head and a swift kick in the ass!
- Besides... on Sunday, June 3, 2001 at 20:46:52:
Besides, beer tastes way better than that rancid grape juice and wilted saltine they make you eat in church...
- BookWyrm on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 at 12:55:05:
Beer only kills brain cells, but religion kills ideas!
- c on Monday, April 30, 2001 at 18:10:42:
beer makes you feel good, god just puts you down and condemns you to hell
- ST.John on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 18:59:58:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liers, shall have there part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. ST. John. KJV
- ST. John on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 18:58:29:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liers, shall have there part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. ST. John. KJV
- Andiri on Wednesday, March 28, 2001 at 23:55:40:
Beer doesn't damn you to hell for drinking other beers.
- Mr. Me Myself on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 21:08:01:
No one kills you because of the tipe of beer you drink.
But you get killed because of your god/religion...
Fuck It All. I Dont Drink Beer. So Fuck You Too
- L.J. on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 15:49:09:
A flood of beer has never been used as a weapon of mass destruction
- L.J. on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 15:44:02:
Every American hero has either been drunk or on cocaine. Every religious hero has either been 1)a liar, 2)an idiot, or 3)non-existent.
- L.J. on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 15:39:27:
The only "foreign" and "domestic" things in religion are disputes.
- The Cobbster on Monday, March 12, 2001 at 12:34:57:
Beer is God, but God is not beer.
- Bjork on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 21:37:42:
When you have too much beer, you get hammered. When you have too much religion, you get hammered to a cross.
- bestonnet on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 04:45:22:
If I were to seperate out the CH3CH2OH out of beer I could burn that to provide a source of heat or maybe even run a car. But I can't use god to power a car or get a heat source.
- je$u$ burro on Friday, August 25, 2000 at 18:34:56:
I have too much self respect to believe in gods, but if you see me drunk you'll notice I dont have much self respect...
- Adam on Wednesday, August 9, 2000 at 02:42:07:
I can't drink God
- Ricardo on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 20:35:57:
When I go to the fridge I'm not looking for a tall, frosty glass of God. What I'm looking for is a goddamned beer. What could be more simple. Which one would you choose?
Ricardo
- Ricardo on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 20:35:39:
When I go to the fridge I'm not looking for a tall, frosty glass of God. What I'm looking for is a goddamned beer. What could be more simple. Which one would you choose?
Ricardo
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:31:38:
Beer kills brain cells. Religion kills minds.
- Unicrom on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 17:10:10:
With beer you can be happy before you die.
- R. Walker on Friday, June 2, 2000 at 03:50:09:
It's much easier picking up chicks at a bar
( but church chicks are easier...decisions?)
- R. Walker on Friday, June 2, 2000 at 03:46:07:
Beer is the fun way to numb your brain.
- Groda on Sunday, May 7, 2000 at 18:45:27:
Both beer and gods deprive your brain of Oxygen, but at least beer gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling.
- Okhawk on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 at 19:18:52:
Beer makes you forget about your problems. Religion tends to cause them.
- Phil Ramsden on Tuesday, March 21, 2000 at 11:28:21:
When you imbibe religion, the hangover lasts your whole life.
- Some Guy on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 16:05:48:
Beer spawns girl-on-girl action. "God" prohibits that kind of stuff.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:09:16:
drinking too much beer causes horrible car accidents where innocent motorist can get killed, religion causes endless wars where millions of innocent men, women and children can get killed.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:06:23:
you don't get sent to hell for doing your amusing party trick with a beer bottle.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:04:35:
quoting from labels on beer bottles at the top of your voice will just get your thrown out of the pub, qouting from the bible at the top of your voice will encourage people to beat the shit out of you, steal your money, spit in your eyes and then throw you out.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 17:01:41:
beer adverts only last about a minute, tele-avangelists go on for hours
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:59:48:
beer clouds your mind and rots your brain, but religion.....ah.
- bestonnet on Saturday, January 22, 2000 at 07:29:55:
Beer makes you crash cars and kill xians without dying.
- Tony Wisen on Thursday, September 2, 1999 at 16:06:44:
Beer can get you laid...
- Rogath Spore on Saturday, August 14, 1999 at 01:56:07:
You don't get angry when Beer shoved down
your throat
- Cyber Skull on Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 10:45:44:
cause when your drunk, theres someone who will listen (usually pink w/ a trunk).
- Cyber Skull on Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 10:45:34:
cause when your drunk, theres someone who will listen (usually pink w/ a trunk).
- Popémon on Wednesday, July 7, 1999 at 21:10:05:
No one has ever gone to war over their
brand of beer
- Zoe the Pilzner Priestess on Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 13:05:40:
Beer goes better with pizza than theology does.
- Black Cupid on Friday, June 18, 1999 at 00:42:38:
I'd like to see too much religion lead to a night of hot sex!
- Albert McCune on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 14:01:58:
A little booze livens up a party but, any mention of God just sucks the life right out of it.
- Albert McCune on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 13:58:53:
Beer loosens your inhibitions, religion winds them tighter.
- Stigma on Wednesday, April 14, 1999 at 04:27:31:
They don't force beer on minors who can barely think for themselves.
- IMHumanist on Monday, April 5, 1999 at 22:09:46:
I'd rather have a bottle in fronta me than a frontal lobotomy ( a seeming requirement of religion).
- Rev. Joshus the Morally Depraved on Sunday, March 14, 1999 at 21:08:53:
If you've devoted your life to beer, theres groups that can help you.
- Bubba on Sunday, February 28, 1999 at 15:16:46:
Unlike god, who has no evidence of existance. Beer bottles are tangeble proof of the existance of beer.
- Albert McCune on Sunday, February 28, 1999 at 14:14:29:
Everyone's heard of the "loveable drunk" but, there's no such thing as a loveable bible-thumper.
- kris on Saturday, December 26, 1998 at 18:51:29:
a six pack of good beer costs about $7;
christianity has cost untold millions of lives and dollars....i know which one i'd pick.
- Bethlyn on Friday, December 25, 1998 at 10:13:48:
Tastes great, less filling!
- hairy creeshna on Monday, December 21, 1998 at 10:14:37:
gee, I dunno, why is beer better than gods, er uh, maybe it's because beer makes you feel GOOOOOOD...
- Sebastian on Saturday, December 19, 1998 at 18:42:14:
it's so liquidy
- Dov on Saturday, December 19, 1998 at 17:36:08:
Beer has taste. (This page is here by popular demand.)
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