Why chocolate is better than gods
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- kelli on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 00:34:33:
chocolate is better than oxygen
- Erica on Tuesday, February 1, 2005 at 02:25:07:
Even racist bigots can believe chocolate is brown.
- Harlan Matthews on Friday, January 21, 2005 at 11:02:56:
Check out this site I found for chocolate and gods! www.chocolatedeities.com Maybe this is the way to make sense of it all
- just someone on Wednesday, June 2, 2004 at 20:49:18:
chocolate tastes reasonably good. religion can't do anything reasonably.
- Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 04:46:04:
Now listen up you pretty pink fairy princess! If your gonna spend the rest of your life worrying if your gonna be blessed by god or cursed by the devil and if when you die your gonnabe happy in heaven or spending eternity rotting in hell then that s you problem!
Bye bye!!!
- fairie on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 04:41:50:
answer to jay; god has answered my prayres. it takes time. it doesn't happen just like that. the reason there is war and people who don't belive is cause there's a devil aswell. if there wasnt then life would probably be purfect. but yoiu just gotta have faith.
- Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 04:40:24:
Listen upall you god freaks, how can god possibly exist if this world is such a screwed up place? The world is in war, there is drought and floods and storms and where is god to help us in all this. When i was 5 years old i believed in him more than anything else, i prayed to him every night and begged him to help me along in life and to keep me safe from danger, since then my life has been hell and never has he answered any of my prayers so stuff god, stuff religion and bless chocolate!!!!
- fairie on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 04:33:30:
chrisitians never shut the hell up because they know how you can change and make your life better. so don't call them nuts cause they've chosen the right way.
- stephanie on Friday, March 12, 2004 at 12:43:11:
I hope you all realize the end of this world will come and choclate can not save you or give you eternal life only God can do that and only God can judge you.
- Stephanie on Friday, March 12, 2004 at 12:40:57:
I will pray for each and everyone of you. Because i used to feel the same way you do and that is not way to live your lives. None of you have any true happiness.
- carlos on Thursday, December 25, 2003 at 06:59:42:
Dear Sir,
Not exactly. Some times our 4 gods are preferable than a bar of chocolate of course. If you are for example an archbishop, you will have the money to buy tons of the best Swiss chocolate.
- atheistchic on Friday, November 7, 2003 at 19:09:24:
chocolate is good for your health religion is bad for your mind & body as well as the whole world.
- Blayne on Friday, August 29, 2003 at 17:59:43:
Because you never see brainwashed idiot children singing about how you should waste the rest of your life on chocolate. And no one can misinterpret the word "HERSEHEY" on the front of the wrapper.
- John Baker on Monday, April 7, 2003 at 09:43:52:
THE "ENEMA" writes:
"You can call CHRISTIANS nuts if you want to, but nuts are people stupid enough to actuallywant to burn in HELL with THE devil for ETERNITY."
No, nuts are the seed of certain trees and shrubs. IDIOTS are people stupid enough to believe in Hell.
- Edge of 666 on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 01:42:03:
If I rub chocolate all over my cock, I'll probably get a blowjob from my girlfriend.....If I rub god all over it, I'll more-than-likely get a lot of painful paper-cuts...and no bj.........OUCH!!
- the perfect gentleman's worst fear...a freethinker! on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 15:38:08:
it's funny how we keep our discussions to ourselves, but the "christians" cant seem to shut the hell up. chocolate doesnt follow you around yappin away about god... is chocolate smarter than christians?
- Mr. huh? on Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 16:14:16:
Please do not hate men of reason, logic, and science simply because they expose how superstitious you people of faith really are. And you may call them nuts, but a true nut is someone who excepts things on faith and not rational thought, critical scrutiny, logic, and science, and then claims to have the truth about some imaginary hell that you go to when you die because you didn't spread death and destruction across the world for the sake of god.
- nickiwest on Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 23:36:17:
When's the last time someone wanted to spread god all over your body and lick it off? Chocolate's just so much more fun.
- Meic on Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 08:58:47:
Chocolate was a god of the harvest according to the ancient Americans, Aztecs!
- The Walrus on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 21:40:44:
Sammidge: "Let's sell off the vatican's assets, and give every impoverished person some chocolate and a lexus! This statement is actually more productive than religion!"
Goddamn right.
- The Walrus on Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 21:40:15:
Sammidge: "Let's sell off the vatican's assets, and give every impoverished person some chocolate and a lexus! This statement is actually more productive than religion!"
Goddamn right.
- Heretic Hannah on Monday, July 8, 2002 at 13:48:57:
Chocolate is better than EVERYTHING.
Case closed.
- Uriah on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 19:15:14:
Chocolate is an aphrodisiac. Gods are the opposite.
- Disqusted Hobo on Monday, June 17, 2002 at 17:07:52:
The Perfect Gentlemen is so pathetic he has to project his own fears of hyprocracy on total strangers. He really needs DETOX... way too much God on the brain.
- Sammidge on Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 06:36:46:
Methinks the perfect gentleman actually has some gaps. You don't see logging into the vatican and peddling my smut there!
Let's sell off the vatican's assets, and give every impoverished person some chocolate and a lexus! This statement is actually more productive than religion!
- Kari on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 13:42:23:
Chocolate melts in your mouth and doesn't grow hair on your hands.
- Kari on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 13:40:32:
I don't have to read the Bible to get chocolate.
- bmw on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 17:55:55:
You can suck on some chocolate, but all religion just sucks.
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:44:01:
FOR GOD SENT NOT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD; BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED. JOHN 3:17
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:43:18:
FOR GOD SENT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD; BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED. JOHN 3:17
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:33:12:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsty. Those who win the victory will recieve this, and I will be their GOD and they will be my children. But COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY, WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND WHO TELL LIES- all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur. THIS IS THE SECOND DEATH. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:24:57:
Please do not hate GOD because he tells you how you really are. If GOD wanted you to go to hell then why would HE send his only SON to die for you. The lies the Devil is telling you are really stupid. Beloved repent to GOD, change your hearts and nasty minds through JESUS CHRIST and lets go to HEAVEN together and rejoice forever. THE DEVIL AND ALL EVIL WILL BE DEFEATED.
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:15:22:
You can call CHRISTIANS nuts if you want to, but nuts are people stupid enough to actuallywant to burn in HELL with THE devil for ETERNITY. If you ain't for GOD than you are for the devil and will be put in the same place his loser self is going. Straight to HELL IN THE FIRE THAT BURNS FOREVER. Now that's nuts.
- Erin on Monday, February 25, 2002 at 21:47:15:
If you don't like chocolate your not told by people who do that you'll suffer eternal damnation
- Statik on Monday, January 28, 2002 at 03:40:08:
The nuts in chocolate bars acctually tase good.
- Green Eyes on Monday, October 15, 2001 at 06:15:02:
Chocolate never caused anybody to slam an
airplane into a tall building. I'd rather
live in a world of chocoholics than theists.
- The Slayer 666 on Saturday, August 4, 2001 at 21:37:48:
A chocolate bar costs a dollar in a vending machine AND tastes GOOD, religion saps 10% of your income PERIOD
- Transcender on Friday, July 20, 2001 at 13:46:11:
Chocolate only looks like shit.
- Animatedskater on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 05:13:05:
If you are stranded on a dessert island with only a box of choclate bars you might be able to survive on them until you are rescued, but if it were a box of bibles you would starve
- BookWyrm on Wednesday, May 9, 2001 at 12:57:51:
Chocolate will only clog my arteries but, religion will clog my brain!
- Al Kafir on Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 11:44:22:
No one, as of yet anyway, claims that there is no real candy but chocolate and that Mr. Hershey is the messenger of Cholocates.
- Trybek on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 02:50:21:
Chocolate deliciously melts in the mouth at the
body temperature and this mother fucker won't
even go through, let alone digest.
- Me on Wednesday, September 27, 2000 at 14:48:41:
Chocolate is real.
- bestonnet on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 04:49:30:
Choclcate contains all the elements needed to make TNT so if you want to do some terrorism you could use it for that, of course it is easier to just buy HNO3, H2SO4 and Toulene (I don't know the formular for that), but god can't blow anything up.
- Anne on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 22:07:58:
Chocolate is much more powerful. Mmmmm...
- Adam on Wednesday, August 9, 2000 at 02:47:09:
Chocolate comes in two colors
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:24:18:
You can get chocolate without nuts in it. Religion is always full of them.
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:21:20:
Chocolate isan aphrodisiac. See "Why sex is better than gods".
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:20:02:
Chocolate tastes better than shit.
- Isaac Klinger on Monday, May 1, 2000 at 13:18:11:
There's an ingredient list on chocolate wrap.
- Chuck on Friday, March 31, 2000 at 11:09:39:
Under close scritiny, rational argument, and scientific disseration, choclate can be logically explained.
- Chuck on Friday, March 31, 2000 at 11:07:59:
At your lowest point and in your darkest hour, you can turn to chocolate without making the commitment to repeat the act every Sunday for the rest of your life.
- Nobody on Thursday, March 23, 2000 at 16:29:44:
Since when has candy been made out of real milk God?
- Some Guy on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 16:10:09:
Chocolate is bad for your health. Religion is bad for your mind and sense of logic.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:51:55:
an evil dictator would be hard-pressed to find reason why his chocolate bar in better than everyone else's chocolate bar.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:49:28:
you only have to digest a chocolate bar once, religion is shoved down your neck day after day after day.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:47:01:
Chocolate manufacturers produce an endless stream of mindless lumps, all identical and with out personality, whereas religion produces......ooh, wait....
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:44:28:
you can wash melted chocolate off your hands with some warm water, the blood of millions is not so easy.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:43:02:
Chocolate is so much easier to swallow.
- Gorillman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:42:53:
Chocolate is so much easier to swallow.
- Gorillaman on Tuesday, January 25, 2000 at 16:41:59:
Chocolate exists
- bestonnet on Saturday, January 22, 2000 at 07:32:31:
People don't kill people over choclate
- Chocolatetowner on Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at 22:57:20:
because we KNOW MR. Hershey lived and died.
Who really knows about Allah, Buddah, Jehovah, Mohammed, etc.
Furthermore... if you don't want chocolate, no big deal. If you don't religion, KISS YOUR SORRY ASS GOODBYE!
- Chocolatetowner on Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at 22:52:37:
because we KNOW MR. Hershey lived and died.
Who really knows about Allah, Buddah, Jehovah, Mohammed, et al.
- Chocolatetowner on Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at 22:51:37:
because we KNOW MR. Hershey lived and died.
Who really knows about Allah, Buddah, Jehovah, Mohammed, et al.
- flang on Friday, August 20, 1999 at 09:24:03:
I like Lindt, Toblerone, Kinder, and Cadbury's. I can try a new bar every day of the week without having to worry about eternal damnation or without having to close my eyes, poison my mind, and force other people to eat the stuff.
- Zoe the Crunch-Bar Priestess on Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 12:38:36:
With M & M's, you KNOW what's inside the thin, candy shell. With "God", it's a thin, candy ass, and what's inside would gag a maggot.
- Zoe the Crunch-Bar Priestess on Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 12:24:47:
The taste of Hershey's Kisses beats the HELL out of communion wafers...
- Black Cupid on Friday, June 18, 1999 at 00:49:31:
Religion and sex don't go together. But chocolate... Well, imagine the possibilities...
- Albert McCune on Wednesday, May 12, 1999 at 12:35:39:
Too much chocolate will only rot your teeth and make you fat. But religion will rot your mind, sap your ability to think for yourself, make you believe all kinds of unsupported nonsense, make you narrow and short sighted in a large and complex world, and put a vacuous smile of mindless contentment on your face that makes more rational people want to hit you.
- Julie on Tuesday, May 11, 1999 at 16:29:06:
You can eat chocolate without suffering eternal guilt.You can worship chocolate and still have room for more... but if you worship one true God you are not allowed to have any more.
- Dov on Tuesday, May 11, 1999 at 15:44:08:
If you have to ask, you'll never understand.
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