Why sex is better than gods
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- Timothy on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 at 12:28:49:
Lucas is the second son,he is alive(born 2/12/03).I await to here from his disciples to protect him until he is of age. If you are one you will find us,it is gods will.
- dodo bird on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 18:24:36:
sex causes new life, religion causes suicide
bombers
- Rachael on Monday, August 30, 2004 at 13:10:53:
Again Victor with the stories. Get a grip on reality. People do not need to be afraid of what some old book says. God is not real, but that doesn't mean people that believe it is not real hate something they don't believe in. They just do not believe and that DOES NOT make them bad or evil in any way. Most people that don't believe in a god do many more good things for the world than people who claim they do believe in a god. Compassion has absolutely nothing to do with god belief.
- Rachael on Monday, August 30, 2004 at 13:04:20:
I am quite sure victor that your story about the talking donkey is as enjoyable as Shrek, but I hope you are aware that it is just a story written by man. Just like Shrek is just a story written by man I certainly wouldn't go around worshipping the talking donkey in your story any more than the talking donkey in Shrek. It is a story get over it!
- victor on Saturday, August 28, 2004 at 23:00:31:
2 PETER 2:10
Bold and arrogant, these men are not afraid to slander celestial beings; yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powreful, do not bring slanderous accusations against such beings in the presence of the Lord. But these men blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like brute beast, creatures of instinc, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like beast they too will perish.
They will be paid back with harm for the harm they have done. Their idea of pleasure is to caouse in broad daylight. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their pleasures while they feast with you. With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the unstable; they are experts in greed-an accures brood! They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of Balaam son ot Beor, who loved the wages of wickedness. But he was rebuked for wrongdoing by a donkey-a beast without speech-who spoke with a man's voice and restrained the prophet's madness.
These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity-for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. if they have escaped the corruption of the world by knowing our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and are again entagled in it and overcome, they are worse off at the end than they were at the beginning. It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than to have known it and then to turn their backs on the sacred command that was passed on them. Of them the proverbs are true:"A dog returns to its vomit," and,"A sow that is washed goes back to her wallowing in the mud
- victor on Saturday, August 28, 2004 at 20:48:20:
ROMANS 1:18
The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the golessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God's invisble qualities-his eternal power and devine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.
For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.
Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather then the Creator-who is forever praised. Amen.
Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their woman exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but approve of those who practice them.
- Rachael on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 12:35:51:
Sex has no rules!!!!!!
- Rachael on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 at 12:34:45:
Sex has no rules!!!!!!
- atheistchic on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 14:06:20:
youcan have sex with anyone, it doesn't matter if u do it with the same sex or the opposite sex or with both.
- deifiedslacker on Wednesday, January 28, 2004 at 04:24:46:
maybe it's the sweat, or the panting or the beer but whatever it is it sure beats church
- Darkness on Saturday, December 6, 2003 at 06:05:55:
Christmas is a great day to commit blasphemy, mockery, and unthinkable acts of sins against gOd. It’s a day to let your mind go down to hell and think of the most evil, vile thoughts of gOd, and think of how you can defile and curse tHe hOly SpIrIt of gOd. Demand the presents of gOd and of tHe hOlY sPiRiT to listen and watch, force them to witness your denouncement and denial of anything holy. Make gOd feel your hatred of him, make him hear what you do to him in your mind. Tell gOd how you will punish that fucker in hell and how you plan to blasphemy him everyday. Fornicate with other Satanists and cum together on gOd’s rotten dead sons body that’s nailed to the cross.
God will hear you, so make him bleed.
- norse gods of wind on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 23:40:11:
god made you orgasm..... well thats not fare why can't I have sex with a goddess
- lukus on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 11:00:55:
because with sex comes porn and with porn comes pictures that make me go hard in my secret place.
- Mary on Saturday, August 9, 2003 at 20:40:18:
When God Fucked me I yelled JESUS HOLY CHRIST Goddammit He said fuck My Son
- gp on Friday, August 8, 2003 at 09:45:52:
Sex is often consentual. God does not seem to extend us this courtesy...
- mohamed talaat on Monday, June 30, 2003 at 00:16:24:
why?
- Hades on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:52:36:
But I still love you.
- Hades on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:51:37:
Immediate Gratification. >:^}~
- A single corndoq in a world of wieners on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 15:36:42:
To all those idiots posting biblical passages in the hope of "converting the minds of the wicked."
Does the bible condemn astrology? Yes
Lev.19:26
Neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.
Dt.18:10-12
There shall not be found among you any ... that useth divination, or an observer of times.... For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD.
No.
Gen.1:14
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
Jg.5:20
The stars in their courses fought against Sisera.
So which is true?
Curtesy of: http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com
- hippie on Monday, March 31, 2003 at 19:27:28:
"make love not war"- what are 99% of wars fought over? godS...
- Edge of 666 on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 at 01:25:32:
9 out of 10 Catholic priests agree that sex is better than the word of god.........heh, heh.
- Art on Friday, November 15, 2002 at 15:05:19:
Regarding the second coming of Christ: I'd be wanting to send everyone to Hell, too, if I had had only had one orgasm in my 37 years of existence. And he's older than me.
- Bill Fairchild on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 at 15:39:18:
Nothing is better than God.
Sex is better than nothing.
Therefore sex is better than God.
- Gypsy on Friday, November 8, 2002 at 12:07:58:
Really I dont see much differece between god and sex. They can both propel men(and women) to extraordinary heights, but they are both double edged swords in that they can be used in the most destructive and malicious ways. I propose that if either are used in consious manners that the end results are the same. Higher forms of awarness of the self, others, and the world.
- funes on Friday, November 8, 2002 at 07:33:50:
Sex can make you feel like God ... and even jerking is funnier than preaching!
- funes on Friday, November 8, 2002 at 07:33:43:
Sex can make you feel like God ... and even jerking is funnier than preaching!
- JGSnyder on Saturday, October 26, 2002 at 15:14:54:
While sex can be harmful, it doesn't spread nowhere near as much death, destruction, bloodshed, violence, hatred, murder, and suffering as god, or I should say god-believers, do.
- Goddess on Monday, October 14, 2002 at 01:51:07:
hmmmm, lemme think....orgasm, church, orgasm, church........thats a real toss up.... *evilgrins*
- TOMMY X on Friday, October 11, 2002 at 09:41:13:
SEX IS BETTER THAN GOD BECAUSE GOD DOES NOT MAKE YOUR FINGERS SMELL SO GOOD THAT U CAN SNIFF THEM WHEN U R WALKING HOME FROM YOUR BIRDS HOUSE!!!
- Pat on Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 14:12:11:
Sex is real and can be felt and enjoyed.
god is just some bullshit shoved down your throat by lunatic parents.
- Meic on Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 08:54:05:
Eros is the god of sex, the primal spark of light and the creator. According to classsical paganism!
- Steve Beach on Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 16:15:05:
Sex is better than gods because sex only interupts thoughts for a couple minutes, not a lifetime.
- Ewil on Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 00:23:07:
why sex is better than gods? try to have orgasm while praying and then you know...
- Ewil on Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 00:22:24:
why sex is better than gods? try to have orgasm while praying and then you know...
- nsg on Friday, August 2, 2002 at 02:06:09:
Sex is fun.
- Kitten on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 19:28:27:
because the Buybull says sex is bad. but wait, God said to procreate... too confusing, let's make out.
- Kitten on Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 19:26:16:
because the power of Christ repels me.
- Uriah on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 13:13:00:
Because sex is REAL. Enough said.
- gizelda on Sunday, May 12, 2002 at 11:01:05:
you can .....touch it, , smell it ,see it , feel it, enjoy it,......, need i say more other than, sex with a GOD hmmmmmn ,now that beats it all!!!!
- Kari on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 14:23:03:
Hairy palms are better than hairy psalms.
- Kari on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 13:16:13:
I'd much rather be yelling "Holy Christ!" in the throes of orgasm than in a church.
- Jade Le on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:15:42:
When was the last time religeon gave you multiple orgasms ladies????? yeah thats what i thought!!!!
- Jade Le on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:14:31:
It's easy to forget to pray but rarely will you forget to get laid!!!! There was something I needed to do.....what was it??? oh yeah get laid!!! That just doesn't happen!!!!
- JADE LE on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:11:40:
Pussy taste better than those stale communion crackers!!!!
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 15:53:43:
YOU HATE GOD OR THINKS HE DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE YOU RUN OUT AND DO EVIL THEN EXPECT GOD TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS. THOSE WHO WORSHIP GOD MUST WORSHIP HIM IN SPIRIT AND TRUTH. GOD IS FAR FROM THE WICKED BUT HE HEARETH THE PRAYER OF THE RIGHTEOUS. REPENT OF YOUR EVIL WAYS, BELIEVE IN HIS SON JESUS CHRIST AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR LIFE.
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:56:33:
FOR GOD SENT NOT HIS SON INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN THE WORLD; BUT THAT THE WORLD THROUGH HIM MIGHT BE SAVED. JOHN 3:17
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 03:44:51:
Please do not hate GOD because he tells you how you really are. If GOD wanted you to go to hell then why would he send his only SON to die for you. THE LIES THAT THE DEVIL IS TELLING YOU ARE REALLY STUPID. Beloved repent to GOD change your hearts and nasty minds through JESUS CHRIST and let's go to HEAVEN together and rejoice forever. THE DEVIL AND ALL EVIL WILL BE DEFEATED.
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 02:57:24:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsty. Those who win the victory will recieve this, and I will be their GOD and they will be my children. But COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY, WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND WHO TELL LIES-all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 02:57:06:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsty. Those who win the victory will recieve this, and I will be their GOD and they will be my children. But COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY, WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS, AND WHO TELL LIES-all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 02:56:20:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsty. Those who win the victory will recieve this, and I will be their GOD and they will be my children. But COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY,WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS,AND WHO TELL LIES-all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- GOD on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 02:55:34:
I will give free water from the spring of the water of life to anyone who is thirsty. Those who win the victory will recieve this, and i will be their GOD and they will be my children. But COWARDS, THOSE WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE, WHO DO EVIL THINGS, WHO KILL, WHO SIN SEXUALLY,WHO DO EVIL MAGIC, WHO WORSHIP IDOLS,AND WHO TELL LIES-all these will have a place in the lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. REVELATION 6-8 NEW CENTURY BIBLE
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 02:33:31:
For the wages of SIN is death; but the gift of GOD is eternal life through JESUS CHRIST our lord. Romans 6:23 P.S HAVING SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE IS SIN.
- THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 02:24:18:
For GOD so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten SON, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16 kjv
- THE ENEMY on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 01:47:00:
JESUS CHRIST gives you eternal life. All sex gives you is five minutes,maybe even six.
- x_r on Wednesday, January 23, 2002 at 08:21:53:
x_r
- Pälviinnö on Monday, January 21, 2002 at 18:02:05:
If nothing else, sex gives you exercise. Sitting around praying and listening to sermons doesn't.
- hundlaser on Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 12:16:24:
while havibng sex you not being controlled and told what to do
unless thats your thing...
- Wicked Sinsation on Wednesday, November 14, 2001 at 20:29:24:
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day. They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were four for a dollar.
The nuns said agreed to purchase four. The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them. A nun answered back, "Well, we could always eat one."
- sn101 on Monday, October 8, 2001 at 22:17:46:
Actually, sex and a sermon are quite the same. They get you excited at the beginning but at the end your always asleep.
- Daniel on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 16:42:20:
Okay, I'm out of terrible one-liners...
- Daniel on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 16:41:46:
Because gods waste perfectly good bush by setting it on fire.
- Daniel on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 16:39:57:
With sex, you don't have to be a holy man to assume a missionary position!
- Daniel on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 16:34:05:
With sex, occasionally YOU get to be on top!
- The Slayer 666 on Saturday, August 4, 2001 at 21:23:37:
The holy babble sez to cut your dick off, I don't think thats as much fun as sex
- Transcender on Friday, July 20, 2001 at 13:50:05:
You can think during sex.
- Yo on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 07:53:35:
Is it really necessary to pose this question? Sex is real. Sex feels amazing. God isn't real. It's that easy.
- GOD'S DADDY on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 09:21:39:
You know what... I like to have sex with god and then I'll decide
which better sex or god
- GOD'S DADDY on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 09:20:49:
You can ask prophet Mohamad (the founder of the islamic religion)
because he got married and fucked women more than any other man on earth
So I'm sure that he knows why sex is better than god.
- bestonnet on Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 04:40:37:
Sex requires thought about what type of condom to use, religion doesn't require any thought whatsoever, its just do as the buybull says.
- barefoot in church on Monday, May 21, 2001 at 21:23:08:
I disagree. God gives a reason for being. sex is fun, but isn't what life is all about.
- Richy rich on Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 00:40:26:
I don't know why? After all sex gives an 5 second "Ahhhh". What's the big deal? Sex was created by God for our pleasure, See God's not selfish, but we are and we forget about God! We are all lost losers!
- dave on Saturday, April 7, 2001 at 02:55:06:
sex is easy whereas
god made us therefore
god made life hard therefore
god is a bastard
- ST. John on Friday, March 30, 2001 at 18:50:42:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liers, shall have there part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. ST. John. KJV
- Asherah on Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 20:51:10:
She'll be coming round the muntain when she comes...
- 0p3R4ToR 01 on Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 20:58:40:
Sex can be for free. But if you don't pay the church, you will go to HELL...
heheh Y Not?
- narttu on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 14:26:34:
of course sex is better than gods
- Sunip on Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 01:06:24:
You guys got it all wrong. Ever heard about the guy sitting there hearing confessions. Ever wondered why she's kneeling, with her hands together and her head bent over. The guy hearing confessions always has a very expressive face.
Bet Ol' Bill was hearing confessions as well.
- gorillaman on Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 02:31:07:
Religion begins at home...
- bestonnet on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 at 04:30:50:
Sex is fun, Religion is very unfun.
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:15:37:
The worst thing someone will do if you don't do sex right is cheat on you. If you don't do religion right they can nail you to a stick and watch as the birds fight over your eyes and the piss trickles down your legs...
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:11:54:
At the end of sex you get to cum. At the end of religion you get to fry in a fiery hell while demons castrate you for all eternity.
- L. J. on Friday, August 4, 2000 at 03:09:48:
Without sex, your life is hell. Without religion, your life is heaven...
- Dr. Evil on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 00:55:08:
You can change sexual partners all the time, but try changing gods...
- father rimjob on Wednesday, April 26, 2000 at 11:43:59:
Seex is better then god,because there is no god~~~
- Okhawk on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 at 19:20:18:
Sex makes you feel good. God just tells you what a jerk you are.
- Selfish Bastard on Thursday, March 23, 2000 at 16:36:15:
When you think about it, sex is the meaning of life (to reproduce & pass our genes on, so life will go on), not "God" (rubbish)
- Perron Divino, chilaquilero y rumbero on Friday, March 3, 2000 at 17:07:11:
It's OK to yell Oh, god! during sex, but it's not to yell Oh, Fuck! in church.
- Groda, son of Bob, eater of the cheese of many lands, slayer of the terrier that guards the gates of Boise, phreaker of fones, ally of all toads… on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 23:20:11:
Well, I have pleasured myself with a Bible.
- Angry Face on Thursday, February 24, 2000 at 00:48:14:
Sex is definatly better than religion. It is beautiful and in many cases, the base for creation of life. Religion causes hatred and death, unlike sex...
- Some Guy on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 15:58:48:
It's not boring to learn about sex.
- John on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 10:07:14:
If gods were better than sex, then we wouldn't need 'blue' laws to keep the sex shops closed on Sundays.
- bestonnet on Saturday, January 22, 2000 at 07:20:42:
Sex does what its meant to whilst gods don't.
- chris hower on Friday, September 3, 1999 at 13:18:45:
Group sex is better than group prayer
- Shayman on Thursday, August 19, 1999 at 10:23:54:
With sex it's OK to stick your dick in anything holy...
- Messiah on Sunday, August 15, 1999 at 18:18:32:
when you have gods, you pretty much stick to the same ones. When you have sex, you come and go as you please.
- Zoe the Live, Nude Priestess on Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 12:49:25:
During sex, a woman can sit on a real, live dick. In church, she has to swallow an imaginary one.
- Zoe the Live, Nude Priestess on Thursday, June 24, 1999 at 12:47:07:
You can be naked during sex, but you can't be naked in church.
- Black Cupid on Friday, June 18, 1999 at 00:45:39:
You get to procreate without losing any ribs whatsoever!
- Stigma on Wednesday, May 5, 1999 at 13:38:29:
Come on...have you ever spooged in church? Point proven.
- Albert Mccune on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 13:46:44:
Actually good sex is almost like a powerful religious experience so, maybe thier kind of the same.
- Albert Mccune on Wednesday, April 28, 1999 at 13:43:19:
One word...ORGASM!
- smoothy on Sunday, February 21, 1999 at 01:30:31:
It takes little effort to pray but serious swettin' for that ultimate lay!
- nora rawn on Saturday, January 23, 1999 at 22:17:28:
the more sinful you are, the better it is
- God? on Thursday, December 17, 1998 at 10:20:04:
How do Gods repoduce (ask Zeus)
- dawang on Sunday, December 6, 1998 at 15:04:44:
love juices taste better then holy water
- Rev. Josh Michaud on Monday, November 23, 1998 at 16:49:21:
You dont have to read an old book to know how to have sex.
- Rev. Josh Michaud on Monday, November 23, 1998 at 16:46:33:
You can prove your having sex.
- Rev. Josh Michaud on Saturday, November 21, 1998 at 20:30:35:
Sex is more fun then praying
- Albert McCune on Tuesday, November 10, 1998 at 14:59:21:
The human race couldn't exist for long without sex but, it can get along quite well without gods.
- KeyBasher on Tuesday, November 10, 1998 at 03:00:48:
Condom commercials much more entertaining than Church commercials. (Trojan Man vs. Jesus)
- jones on Sunday, November 1, 1998 at 00:52:59:
there are no rules!
- Walter Strong on Saturday, September 5, 1998 at 18:05:15:
I'm reserving judgement until I get a chance to prong Jesus in the butt, maybe they're about the same.
- Cheyenne Tallman on Friday, August 21, 1998 at 19:07:53:
People don't force sex on minors who can't think for themselves (or, at least, if they do they go to jail.)
- Pete on Monday, August 17, 1998 at 10:44:20:
in church you all have to stand or kneel in unison, but with sex you get to take turns
- mcluff on Sunday, July 19, 1998 at 10:01:50:
Sex exists.
- Byron on Thursday, July 9, 1998 at 13:39:27:
No one will kill you for not having sex.
- MAD COW!!! on Sunday, May 31, 1998 at 17:32:34:
Songs about love beat the hell out of songs about god.
- Joe bob brigs on Friday, January 23, 1998 at 14:40:59:
because you don't have an orgasm when you pray
- Dov on Sunday, January 18, 1998 at 14:33:39:
It's acceptable to yell "god!" while fucking, but it's unacceptable to yell "fuck!" while praying. (If you don't believe me, give it a try.)
- Dov on Saturday, January 17, 1998 at 14:30:30:
You don't have to wait millennia for a second coming. (Like you didn't see that one coming. Sorry.)
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